Category: Joke Board
An elderly couple, Margaret and Bert, were vacationing in California
Bert always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots. So seeing some
on
sale one day, he buys them, wears them home, walking proudly.
He walks into the house and says to his wife: "Notice anything
different about me?"
Margaret looks him over, "Nope."
Frustrated Bert storms off into the bathroom, undresses, and walks
back
into the room completely naked except for the boots. Again, he
asks,a
little louder this time, "Notice anything different NOW?"
Margaret looks up and says, "Bert, what's different? It's hanging
down today, it was hanging down yesterday, and it'll be hanging down
again tomorrow."
Furious, Bert yells, "AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HAN GING DOWN
MARGARET?"
"Nope," she replies.
"IT'S HANGING DOWN BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!!!"
Margaret replies, "Shoulda bought a hat, Bert. Shoulda bought a
hat."
hahahahahaha!